Jonah's Curse Black Spiced Rum
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The look inside the bottle
How does Jonah's Curse Black Spiced Rum taste?
Aggregated from 8 community reviews.
1 of 8 left detailed tasting impressions
How is Jonah's Curse Black Spiced Rum rated?
RumX’s 0–10 scale is strict: 2.4 sits in the “Very poor” band. 0% of tasters rate it Good or better; only 87% rate it below average. See the full rating guide →
Community voices
What does the community say?
0% rate it between 6 and 8. 4 selected write-ups from 8 community ratings. You can view the complete list in our app.
Review by Mark Leggett
Very sweet. Taste of cola is very prominent. Doesn't taste bad per say but not much like rum
Review by Kieron Wood
Tasted 24-09-2018 This spiced rum is down there with a spiced grog that's over sweetened. Think kraken with a heavy dose of sugar dumped in it . The smell is molasses and spice heavy .. think of black tar ... When you taste it ,it's like a navy grog thats gone off and been left on someone's sweaty shoe , you can really taste the caramel dosing . The only positive and why it scores 2.5 is the labelling that it admits to the added dosing .
Review by Bowel Emptier
I’d rather die than choke down another swallow of this hot garbage. I guess Jonah’s curse is to make the most vile rum known to man. On the bright side, it goes down easy. College kids will love this one.
Review by Big Greasy Daddy
Dear lord this is awful. The only redeeming quality is that it is 47% alcohol so you can get drunk quicker and forget about how sweet it is.
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Details about Jonah's Curse Black Spiced Rum
A spirit drink on a rum base from USA, at 47%.
Community purchases
11 bottles logged by the RumX community.
A drinker's rum.
36% opened, 3 emptied and repurchased.
11 purchased · 8 tasted · 1 wishlist · as of
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